Signpost Enthusiast Pillows

"Your bone."

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

One Way - Yield

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

Desert Roundabout

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

'You need to learn to let people in.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Private work adjustments

Deadwood 25 miles

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Wrong Way.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Man with Stop Signs.

Metaphors.

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Thank you for not urinating.