Signature Aficionado T-Shirts

"Sign here, here and here and then initial next to each signature, then sign again to verify those are your initials, then..."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"So what do you do for a living?"

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

Beware of Everything

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"P.J. is right. 'Rock solid financial product' does sound better than 'contrived get rich quick scheme.'"

'Bandwagon Marketing & Advertising... Specializing in political candidates.'