Signature Enthusiast T-Shirts

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

The reason John Hancock wasn't allowed to sign payroll checks.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Tom Cruise

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

'So who's smoking?'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Hanging out your shingle

"No religious nuts!"

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"High Pressure Area"

Wrong Way.

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