Signature Enthusiast Mugs

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

The reason John Hancock wasn't allowed to sign payroll checks.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"I have a feeling this is gonna be one tough course."

Tom Cruise

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'So who's smoking?'

Beware of Everything

"No religious nuts!"

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"Really? 'Yeller'? That's what you want to name him?"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Hanging out your shingle

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

1,001 names to Embarrass Your Child for Life.

Way to go

"High Pressure Area"

Deadwood 25 miles

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Wrong Way.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"