Signal Satirist Gifts

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

No-Work Orange

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Ghostwriting the Bible

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

CIA report

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Yes, one is a dog."

The prying mantis,

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Dawing your Cellphone

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."