Signal Boosting Gifts

WiFi Signals

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

How Optimism Works

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

Books to Brain

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Switch me on please..."

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Brain Charger

Brains versus management books.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

'Lucy just flew in from Adland.'

Heavenly internet connection