Signal Boosting Pillows

WiFi Signals

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

'But the good news is, I still get a big bonus.'

How Optimism Works

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Books to Brain

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Switch me on please..."

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Maybe we should've kept the landline, Dad!"

"Luckily, these new life rafts come with a phone, charger and a cell tower."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Hello?...still there?...yeah, sorry, I just had to move to get a better signal.'

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Brains versus management books.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Brain Charger

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Heavenly internet connection

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point