Signage Snark Pillows

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Beware of Everything

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Please use another building entirely

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

Metaphors.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Gone for a P."

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"

Church Parking

Caution Dangerous Curve Ahead

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'