Signage Snark Mugs

NO double parking...If dbl parking occurs, No triple parking.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Sign Reform

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Beware of Everything

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"He's always been an optimist."

Please use another building entirely

Site For New Shopp... - I believe the construction company went bankrupt.

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

Private work adjustments

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Can't you fellas read the sign? I can't let you wheel him in here."

Metaphors.

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Gone for a P."

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

Church Parking

Tree closed. Next rest area 5 mi.

'I wanted my new sign to be noticeable.'

"Yeah, well, then you should've said merchandise or maybe contents sale, right?"