Sightseeing Humorist Gifts

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Bob's Driving School.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Attack of the Underwear Bomber

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"My guess it's guacamole."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

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