Siege Equipment Gifts

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Diary of a DNA Cop

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

Moby the Private Dick.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

DING DONG!

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'

Service Entry.

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

"The Normans are coming and I can't decide on whether to pour a simple consomme on them, or a more complex bisque."

'...and why do they call this a 'battlement'?'

'It's to protect me from the splattering. Now open wide.'

'I thought this thing had been tried and tested.' 'It has... Didn't work that time either.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'