Siege Engineer Gifts

'If it weren't for the suppliers not sending Trebuchets, this siege would be over quickly.'

The Anti-Agent

Thru versus Through Traffic

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

When cockroaches go unchecked.

CCTV in church.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

DING DONG!

Safes for sale

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Door Security - Head Hitter.

"Is it just me, or does it also look to you like their resistance is feudal?"

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

Male Crash-test Dummy: 'So...would you like to go for a crash in my car?'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine