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Pavement Artist

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Thatched roof car.

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Third Option

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Artists At The Auto Show

The return of Miss Subways

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Real Estate Depression

Developers at small African village.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

'Can't you ever forget work?'

Banksy

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"You still working on your car?"

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.