Sidewalk Gourmet T-Shirts

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"This is our soft opening."

Menu Dating

"I love your work!"

Pavement Artist

Sidewalk Ballet

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'What have you got?'

Claret

Planetless, please help.

Watch for Pedestrians.

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

Cement Contractor Dreams

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Live from Lincoln Center.

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

'That's two bucks, buddy!'

Cull people who use golf umbrellas in a busy high street.

"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

The average man in the street.

1. Walk sign and 2. Walk and chew bugle gum sign.

"Always remember to look both ways before crossing the pavement."

'Oh sure, my shoe goes missing and all of a sudden Grayson makes the transcendent stew... I demand justice!'

"Watch out! You almost stepped on a crack!"

'All I can say is, if you like to try new wines and you hate to have money in your wallet, that's the perfect choice.'

"Please, no gift cards."