Sidewalk Visionary Gifts

Pavement Artist

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

Thatched roof car.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

The return of Miss Subways

Artists At The Auto Show

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Developers at small African village.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

'Can't you ever forget work?'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Banksy

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."