Side Hustle Master Gifts

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

"It's my side hustle."

'I didn't get the 'employee of the month', but I was the 'firee of the day'!'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

Bought low, sold lower.

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

Lost property

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

"I guess I shouldn't complain. At least he has steady work."

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

Wally earns big buck stuffing envelopes at home!

'OK, Murgatroyd, what's this I hear about you operating an ear piercing service on the side?'