Side Hustle Strategists Gifts

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

Internet.

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Engineer on the move.

'Start barking and stop handing out business cards.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

Software for the small businessman

'Well actually Fred, it started with just ice cream, then I started selling burgers, drinks and bread and it all got out of hand...'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"It's my side rustle."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

'Okay, that business plan didn't work - now let's try thinking outside the box.'

'We're just beginning.'

Real High Tech, Inc: 'Under New Management. . . Under Newer Management.'

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"I get you're an entrepreneur, but what do you do?"

"I needed a side hustle."

Isn't It Exciting?

"It's my side hustle."

"I'm an entrepreneur." "So, unemployed."

'Most businesses point their CCTV cameras at property they want to protect. . . not at what they want to watch on the webcam...'

"Unfortunately, that's for his personal business."

"From my long experience in start-ups, I can explain how inflated your inflated claims can be before they cross the line."

'Looks like the income off of our site has went from passive to comatose.'

Stopping Uncle Sam adding rules and regulations to small businesses.

"I started this company in my parents basement. I kept a backup copy in case I ever need to start another."

"How do I set up a small business?"

Congratulations on starting your own firm.

Bought low, sold lower.