Side Effect Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for the side effect philosopher? Our curated collection of witty and insightful products celebrates the contemplative mind. Perfect for those who enjoy a humorous take on life's big questions, these items bring a touch of irony and intelligence to everyday moments. Whether it’s a mug for deep thoughts, a tee with a clever saying, or a print to inspire reflection, find something that resonates with your philosophical friend.

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'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'

'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.' mockup

'THis probably won't work, but we do have medications that will take care of the side effects.'

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

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"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!" mockup

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

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"They're very time-sensitive."

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"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?" mockup

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

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"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive." mockup

"Actually, I'm pretty sure aging naturally and aging gracefully are mutually exclusive."

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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Mall of ages

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Balding Autumn Tree.

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"Seventy-five isn't the new anything." mockup

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

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"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!" mockup

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

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Dept. de Philosophie

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"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?" mockup

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

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'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.' mockup

'Well, you know what the say...near death is the new 80.'

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"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck." mockup

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

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"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you." mockup

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

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Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

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"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you." mockup

"Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for you."

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Standup Pharmacist

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"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part." mockup

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

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How does she get her grass so green? mockup

How does she get her grass so green?

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Poet and Peasant

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"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."

"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments." mockup

"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."

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"Apparently, 60 is the new dead." mockup

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."

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A long way towards retirement...

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'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.' mockup

'Edward turned on the bathroom light only to find his father staring back at him.'

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'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...' mockup

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

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'Hasn't anyone ever been cured of natural causes?'

'Hasn't anyone ever been cured of natural causes?' mockup

'Hasn't anyone ever been cured of natural causes?'

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Grim Reaper Santa

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"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!" mockup

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

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'An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. . .'

'An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. . .' mockup

'An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. . .'

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"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious." mockup

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

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Side Effect Philosopher Gifts Collection

Side Effect Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the curious mind. Find humor and insight in every sip with our philosophy-inspired designs.

Side Effect Philosopher Pillows

Relax with pillows that bring humor and depth to any space. Perfect for anyone who loves a thoughtful touch in their home decor.

Side Effect Philosopher Prints

Decorate your favorite space with prints that celebrate introspection and wit. Perfect for inspiring reflective moments in style.

Side Effect Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover T-shirts that speak to the thinker in all of us. Combine wit and wisdom with clever prints perfect for philosophical conversations.