Siblings With Pregnant Sisters Pillows

The Ultrasound.

Cry babies.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

"I had no idea life could be so complicated."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

"Looks like I have a choice... I wait for contractions or I bungee jump!!"

'I don't like that one. . . how about the one with the cute smile.'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"Good news. Your mother is pregnant, so, we won't be mortgaging your future."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

'What a coincidence....that's my mum's name to!'

"Now they tell me there's a departure tax."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

"It must be hereditary. My mom got pregnant too!!"

"You mean my little sister could be a BOY?"

'Mom says she has a souffle in the oven - Does that mean I'm going to have a baby brother?'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'In the owners manual it's listed as Foetal muzak. I call it gurgling intestines!!'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

"Baby's First Book of Retirement Planning...?"