Sibling Peacekeeper Prints

"You already have one of each. With whom are you dissatisfied?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Polygamists' Picnic

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

Reflected Glory

A neutral observer.

Warring parents

Aleppo vs. Russia

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

The Arab Autumn

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."