Sibling Peacemaker Prints

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

The Charge of the Kids

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"God help us, it's that guy."

Fade to black...

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."