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"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

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What do you want, the moon on a stick?

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Noise Pollution

"Better luck next time, kid."

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

The Charge of the Kids

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

A balloon vendor hands a child his only 'good' face out of many,less than desireable faces.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

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