Sibling Peacekeeper Mugs

"You already have one of each. With whom are you dissatisfied?"

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Polygamists' Picnic

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Dog ignores angry cat.

Human rights

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'So we're agreed: we'll go to mediation.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Thanksgiving Family Get-Togethers

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Reflected Glory

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

Aleppo vs. Russia

Warring parents

The Guru is away to negotiate movie rights for his best-selling book, 'Money Won't Make You Happy'."

A neutral observer.

"I don’t see how confirming who I like best will help this situation."

The Arab Autumn

"Negotiations are progressing. No one's made a gratuitous personal attack in 12 minutes."

'A mediator hasn't worked, so I brought in everyone's moms.'