Shrimpy Feeder Gifts

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Shrimp cook

'You spoil those pigeons.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

The four basic food groups: Dry, Moist, Biscuit, Bone.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Poe at the Park

'Teenager.'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

'Every once in a while a person puts more seeds in it, but where he gets it is beyond me.'

'Yes, you have to say a prayer of thanks for the shrimp. Just a little one.'

'You've done it AGAIN,Doris- you've bought CAT food!!'

"Wait! I forgot the garnish."

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"He didn't defrost the bread before he threw it to me!"

'Mom, please get well... I'm hungry.'

Nursing a Hangover

"So long as you help me feed him you and I will be inseparable..."

'Just how much sherry did you have to drink last night?'

"The service here is terrible."