Shrewd Investor Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a shrewd investor? Our collection of humorous and insightful products is tailored for those who excel at making smart financial decisions. From clever mugs to stylish T-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints, there's something to match their witty, strategic personality. Show your appreciation for their sharp mind with a gift that speaks to their keen investment instincts while adding a touch of humor and style to their everyday routine.

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"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic." mockup

"I crunched the numbers until cautiously opportunistic."

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Great Deal Of Fund: Investor.

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.' mockup

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

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"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!" mockup

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options." mockup

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.' mockup

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

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Saving for College.

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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.' mockup

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

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"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..." mockup

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund." mockup

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

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"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company." mockup

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

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A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market". mockup

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

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'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.' mockup

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

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Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen mockup

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.' mockup

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

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Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

Investments: We have locally grown stocks. mockup

Investments: We have locally grown stocks.

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Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities. mockup

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

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"You should consider buying."

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The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

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The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

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Animal worries.

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'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.' mockup

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

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Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

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'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.' mockup

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

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Financial Prudence disappears.

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'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?" mockup

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

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'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?' mockup

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

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"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!" mockup

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

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Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down. mockup

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

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Shrewd Investor Gifts Collection

Shrewd Investor Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the shrewd investor—each one combines humor with sophistication for their daily brew.

Shrewd Investor Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring witty sayings perfect for the investment guru with a sense of humor—adding personality to any space.

Shrewd Investor Prints

Check out our smart, humorous prints that are a great way for the shrewd investor to add some flair to their office or home.

Shrewd Investor T-Shirts

Browse our clever T-shirt designs that celebrate the sharp-minded investor—ideal for making a statement with humor and style.