Showstopper Admirer Gifts

'...but I'm a solo act - why am I billed as the 'Dynamic Duo'?'

"Extreme miming"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

TV jester.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Woman crying with happiness.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Hollywood producer.

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

'Sheep striptease'.

TV stage door

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Jerry's dancing dogs

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Curtain call

Cole Porter

Mic Drop

Comic Relief

Jeremy Paxman

Mic drop

Simon Cowell

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"He couldn't get a volunteer from the audience."

Rose Leslie

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

'That's not the sort of request I meant, Madam, and anyway it's physically impossible!'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

Man on stilts in public toilet.

Jazz Cans