Showgirl Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Music Hall Dancers

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm a star!'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Live the Dream!

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Those who can can, dance."

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."

Magic Accident

Magician creates magic square

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Mom, I got the job!"