Showgirl Enthusiast Mugs

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Music Hall Dancers

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'I'm a star!'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"Looks like Broadway's back."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Those who can can, dance."

Live the Dream!

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Magic Accident

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

Magician creates magic square