Show Biz Enthusiast Mugs

'Look, Jake, I like you, but I can't be your best friend AND your agent.'

Walter The Sea Monster

Performer

Man on stage carrying a dagger looks down at the prompter and sees he is holding a gun.

"His name is Tin Tin Rin."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Music Hall Dancers

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Hollywood producer.

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

'I'm a star!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

TV and cleaner

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"