Show Business Enthusiast Mugs

"Let me do the talking."

(Roger Haskins as himself)

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

The Rubber Ball Company

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Music Hall Dancers

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

Toenail clipping missile.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

How I met your mother

Hollywood producer.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

TV stage door

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"Er. . . anything else?"

"Fashion Week"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.