Show Business Enthusiast Mugs

"Let me do the talking."

(Roger Haskins as himself)

Showbiz Awards

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Music Hall Dancers

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

'I'm a star!'

Hollywood producer.

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Toenail clipping missile.

How I met your mother

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Bette Midler

TV stage door

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Fashion Week"

"Er. . . anything else?"