Show Ring Champion Pillows

Dog show success

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Alarmistclock

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Human rights

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'You wouldn't listen to me. You have to buy the biggest tree in the lot!'

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Workplace bullying.

Christmas choir

Welcome to summer school.

Barrett - rushed majority

'And the gold medal goes to...'

Flip That Universe with Albert Einstein

'Listen, I know that nose was what made me famous, but it also led to me being typecast. I'm hoping this change helps me get more diverse roles.'

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"Why do you keep saying MY pride is going to get the best of me?"

'I'm going to take a wild guess and say 'dressage'.'

'I'm doing a 'Win a Date with a Computer Geek' contest on my website.'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'You gotta be kidding me!'

'You can't call it a fluke after forty-three wins.'

"... Keep your eyes on the prize." John Lewis, 1940-2020

Animal and Human Rights

The human rights tribunal

"I'm not a feminist; I just want women to have equal rights."

Proud Parents of 'Best in Breed' City Kennel Club.

No ugly pets allowed.

'The defendant - is he rich or poor?'

'I wasn't supposed to stay, but then I got hooked on these things.'