Show Milestone Gifts

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Who called this meeting again?"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

Pearly King and Queen

Woman crying with happiness.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

One!

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

Office Meeting

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Eagle parenting.

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

A very fine vintage

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

"We re cutting back on overhead."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'