Show And Tell Superstar Gifts

'After Timmy's Show & Tell, my snapping turtle is going to suck.'

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'It's for show and tell!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

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"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Dog gets financial advice.

Sit ups.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

Kid says 'My mom and I are into canning.'

The little engine that had a husband, kids, and a full-time job, and did everyone's emotional labor all the time."

Annual Convention of Small Talkers.

'When Obama heard he won the Nobel Peace Prize, he was SPEECHLESS.... But then, Bill Ayers WROTE one for hom!

'Thriftiness'

Magician's wife replaces glamorous assistant.