Spotlight Superstar Gifts

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

They hated me.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

Child on a schedule.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"My schedule is just nuts."

Media Whore Raceway.

Time Run

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'It's for show and tell!'

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

Dog gets financial advice.

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

"But seriously … you, in the blue, laugh harder."

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

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