Spotlight Superstar Gifts

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

They hated me.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Child on a schedule.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

George Best

Media Whore Raceway.

Time Run

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'It's for show and tell!'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Sports Agency. In my work as a sports agent, I told this athlete she needs to improve if she wants to be well-known. Ironically, in diving you become famous by not making a splash! I got this marathon competitor a sponsorship so he can focus on training. He's going to take the money and run! This sprinter will earn a bonus if he sets a record. Oh, going after some fast money! And I made this guy agree to give me an extra slice of his pay if I negotiated a great contract for him which I di

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

Dog gets financial advice.

"Coming next to the stage, another fragile soul desperate for attention."

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

"But seriously … you, in the blue, laugh harder."

'I blame the 'X' Factor.'

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'