Shoutfest Survivor Gifts

Your "debate club" is just a shoutfest. I'm outta here! Pleease? We really need you. Why? You've got lots of members. But you have a, umm, distinctive voice. That's nice, but

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

What price beauty?

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"We're all in the same boat, except it's more like a life raft than an actual boat."

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Casting Director

Communication

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

Shouting

Why are you here?

Let's talk about the weather.

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Dadonomics

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

Super Bowl Monday

'If you didn't have a hangover you'd have one now...!!'

Chat host's irritation at 'Hello, how are you?' greeting.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

'I'm celebrating, I came from my teenagers birthday party and survived,'

Overcoming Public Speaking Anxiety

"Passengers, as we begin our descent you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Another October 30, another failed Halloween candy sleepover.'

It came from the group thread

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...

D*mn it.

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

He was an early riser. She knew it, but never really got used to it.

Small talk vortex

Man sees 'Back to the Eighties' poster, says "OMD!"