Crowd Survivor Gifts

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Desert Island Mishap

Mass Travel

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

Need tickets.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."