Crowd Survivor Mugs

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Mass Travel

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Need tickets.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

Shipwrecked.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

"What if I told you that everything you knew about slowly going insane on a desert island was wrong?"