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I sold my Meta stock. Already? I had an epiphany: They don't make anything. Their profits depend on my generation thinking it's cool to post on their sites. And you realized your generation is fickle and has no attention span. I signed up for Google+ this morning. then I got bored of that and signed up for Google-.
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."
Evil Exams!
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"
'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."
'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'
"It helps me stay focused."
"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."
"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."
"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."
"Boy, will I be glad when the weekend gets here!"
One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.
"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."
'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'
'Cheer up. Mr. Thomas, it's only until the bail out is over!'
'Has Eric been in.' 'Was I with him?.'
'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'
"In conclusion, J.D. Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye' is a commentary on the injustices and problems of society, especially pertaining to the isolation of individuals."
"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."
'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'
'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'
"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."
"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."
Modern Attention Spans
Wife: 'So how was your Speed-Reading class honey?!' a man who couldn't handle the pace of a Speed Reading class enters his flatapartment injuried with a trail of pages behind him on the ground
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