Short Attention Span Club Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for members of the short attention span club? These humorous products are ideal for those who embrace their quick-moving thoughts with a smile. Whether it’s a quirky mug or a fun t-shirt, these items add a touch of humor to everyday life and are perfect for anyone who never stays still mentally.

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"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall." mockup

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes." mockup

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

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Worry tank

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"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school." mockup

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

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A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball. mockup

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

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Workaholics anonymous meeting.

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'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

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"It helps me stay focused."

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"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?" mockup

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

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"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention." mockup

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

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"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!" mockup

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

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'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...' mockup

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

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One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears. mockup

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

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"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span." mockup

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

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Nobody takes me seriously.

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School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive. mockup

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

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'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .' mockup

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

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"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other." mockup

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

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'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,' mockup

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

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"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode." mockup

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

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"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less." mockup

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

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"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management." mockup

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

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Modern Attention Spans

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I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group. mockup

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

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Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him. mockup

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

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Attention Span therapy Center: 'Are we done yet?'

Attention Span therapy Center: 'Are we done yet?' mockup

Attention Span therapy Center: 'Are we done yet?'

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'Are you paying attention?! It seems like every thing I text goes in one eye and out the other.'

'Are you paying attention?! It seems like every thing I text goes in one eye and out the other.' mockup

'Are you paying attention?! It seems like every thing I text goes in one eye and out the other.'

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Pay Attention To Something For 5 Minutes Challenge

Pay Attention To Something For 5 Minutes Challenge mockup

Pay Attention To Something For 5 Minutes Challenge

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'I wish you'd pay a little attention.' mockup

'I wish you'd pay a little attention.'

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Short Attention Span Club Gifts Collection

Short Attention Span Club Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs tailored for the short attention span club, where humor and caffeine meet in perfect harmony.

Short Attention Span Club Pillows

Relax with pillows featuring funny designs for the short attention span club—add personality to your space effortlessly.

Short Attention Span Club Prints

Browse our witty art prints designed for the short attention span crowd—bring humor and style to your home or office.

Short Attention Span Club T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts that celebrate quick minds and lively personalities—perfect for making a humorous statement.