Short Attention Span Club Gifts

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Worry tank

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"It helps me stay focused."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

Nobody takes me seriously.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

"In conclusion, J.D. Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye' is a commentary on the injustices and problems of society, especially pertaining to the isolation of individuals."

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

"Never, never, never, never give up. Leave that to management."

Modern Attention Spans

I'm thinking of joining the, 'People Who Enjoy Solitude in Large Numbers', group.

Welcome to very short attention span.com. Goodbye.

You Skimmed My Tweet

"Are you ok, dear? You haven't posted a 'Look At Me' photo on Facebook all day."

I sold my Meta stock. Already? I had an epiphany: They don't make anything. Their profits depend on my generation thinking it's cool to post on their sites. And you realized your generation is fickle and has no attention span. I signed up for Google+ this morning. then I got bored of that and signed up for Google-.

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

Attention Span therapy Center: 'Are we done yet?'

'Are you paying attention?! It seems like every thing I text goes in one eye and out the other.'

Pay Attention To Something For 5 Minutes Challenge

'I wish you'd pay a little attention.'