Shopping Trip Veteran Gifts

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Changing Room Decisions

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Self-Checkout.

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

'Our giant sale now on!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Irregulars