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'Archie, As I was here first, I believe that last six-pack is mine.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Customer Convention

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"That was a rumor day."

'I've got it written down...'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.