Shopping Tacticians Gifts

'Archie, As I was here first, I believe that last six-pack is mine.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Customer Convention

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'I've got it written down...'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"That was a rumor day."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Self-Checkout.

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"