Shopping List Scribbler T-Shirts

"Rats! I forgot the damn shopping list!"

When Cells Divide

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Solve for x x r 2.

Musical Prodigy

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

"I'm beginning to think that coming up with a password that's never been used may be an unsolvable problem."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

Muse/Museli

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

'I see the problem, Gibson- you forgot to borrow from your neighbor there in step 3.'

Saturday marathon introductory English class: Hour 12.

Theoretical mathematician proving why he's had all he can take.

Scientist.

Never text and derive.

Dog adds Parma ham sausages to his owner's shopping list.

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

"Careful - it's full of lies."

Under new management. But still no bananas.

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

'Mummy! Darren's making rude words in his alphabet soup!'

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."