Shopping List Scribbler Gifts

"Rats! I forgot the damn shopping list!"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

When Cells Divide

Information booth attendant solves equation

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Tax.'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"This was Professor Brunzberg's office. He spent half his life trying to solve this equation and the other half he has spent wondering who actually cares about this crap."

Musical Prodigy

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Astrophysics made simple.

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

Muse/Museli

"OMG! I've bought wine instead of milk...again!"

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

Dog adds Parma ham sausages to his owner's shopping list.

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"Please stop signing your monitor's screen. There is a proper way to sign a document someone emails you."

Saturday marathon introductory English class: Hour 12.

'I see the problem, Gibson- you forgot to borrow from your neighbor there in step 3.'

Scientist.

Under new management. But still no bananas.

'Tom is having some difficulty with the new centralised information management system. He's got to put ALL his records on to it...He wrote most of them on his arm!'

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."

'Mummy! Darren's making rude words in his alphabet soup!'

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."