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'Forgot the dog food?' (T-shirt slogan.)

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

"I always create to-do lists."

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Argh! If I don't make a list, I always forget something when I go on a trip.

"Jane is busy with her holiday packing list."

To Do List.

"Comfortable?"

'He only makes lists of things to do tomorrow.'