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One of the Mysteries of Science Explained.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Yoga To-Do

God's Sticky Notes

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

The First National Sand Bank.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"It was on my Bucket List."

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

There's so many things I should be doing that when I procrastinate, I'm multitasking.

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

'What's wrong, dear? You haven't magnetized anything to the refrigerator in days.'

"See you in the morning."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"