Wishlist Maker T-Shirts

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"I'm almost ready to begin looking at the wish lists."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

'Did you make a wish?'

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

Xmas List.

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Birthday cake