Wishlist Maker T-Shirts

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

"I'm almost ready to begin looking at the wish lists."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'I've got it written down...'

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"

"Do you have to write down all the things you need to worry about?"

"I always create to-do lists."

'It's guaranteed for one year.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Birthday cake

"Jane is busy with her holiday packing list."