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"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

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'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Monday Checklist.

Xmas List.

"Dry cleaning, pet store, Salvation Army - I'd be lost without my stickies on the dash!"

Koko's little list

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

"Comfortable?"

To-Do List Chaos

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

Bullhorn! Check! GPS, iPhone, laptop, car chargers? Check! Zagat's guide to Arizona's skankiest bars? Sadly yes. ROAD TRIP!

Dasher, Dancer, Vixen... and Stupid

'I won't itemize. Just bring me one of everything.'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

"I've made each of you a copy of my Christmas list so we can review it and find out what went wrong."

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

"Which list do you want first, A-L or M-Z?"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Your honor, we the jury need to pick up pants at the dry cleaners, eggs and milk at the...oops, wrong note!'

"This is what it would like if all my abandoned online shopping carts were real."

"What are you getting for Christmas?"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

"Slow down big fella - let's see how your presents stack up against my list."

Dodo's to do list: turn off gas...cancel papers...become extinct.

"That reminds me. We need to pick up some miniature cocktail weenies, and a box of raisins."