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Pharmacy - 3 embarrassing items or less.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"How much is the sign?"

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

"I need one of them and one of them..."

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

'Remain nonchalant. Act like I'm just buying a burger.'

Supercharge bullock cart.

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

"I'm not investing a penny into the high street!"

Buyables. Disposables.

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

'We can travel across the universe with lightspeed but we will never be able to find shoes on the internet that fits our size.'

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'Best rabbit dog I ever had.'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

To prevent aisles form getting plugged up, Food Baron outfitted its carts with shopper prods.

Valu-Mart Price Scanner: Piece of Junk.

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

'Another 10 slice toaster? Great. And what happens if you don't make any friends?'

Look to the future, where it's only a matter of time before,,,We have Sports Utility Shopping Carts

Coming Soon: Another place to buy stuff!

'Sorry about this, but I lost my wife's grocery list.'