Shopping Cart Critic T-Shirts

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

The economy doctor

GM Foods.

If you don't see what you want, we don't serve your kind here.

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

'...Proof that once there were small business on Mars!'

"...There was no such thing as ordering it through the interwebs, or whatever the heck you call it."

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

"Thank YOU Amazon!"

Pharmacy - 3 embarrassing items or less.

'Competition in supermarket to win a trolley with all the wheels that actually work'

'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'

Buyables. Disposables.

"Have you seen a lady who looks like she'd be married to me."

Stupid T-Shirt

"I'm not investing a penny into the high street!"

"They'd better be some damn fine oboes."

Consumer Complaints.

Express till 'Ten over priced items or less'

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'

'Best rabbit dog I ever had.'

'How's My Driving?' sign on supermarket shopper.

'I got a 'two for one' on the headstones.'